This very mean-spirited article absolutely trashes Phish.
I am not quite sure what the author has against the greatest living rock band, but there is clearly animosity...
Maybe he is just trolling?
Or maybe this piece is actually just the sarcastic ramblings of a Phan/Vice writer? (See: "Ben's favorite Ben & Jerry's ice-cream flavor is Phish Food. He also says dumb things on Twitter - @b_shap")
I don't know, either way, it's worth a read.